![]() 07/05/2017 at 13:11 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Anyone have any idea how I can monetize Rottweiler hearding that doesn’t involve becoming a super villain?
Update: after having to spend five minutes and two treats to coax my Rottweiler outside, this idea has sort of lust its luster.
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If you consider puppy mills villainous, then no.
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I do.
Plus, the herd aesthetic really only works with the full grown ones.
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Tell me again why the super villain thing is an issue?
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I don’t know, but I’m fucking in when it’s figured out.
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Because I’d be more the Mr. Glass type and I just don’t see a long term future in it.
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Fair point - the fact that I wouldn’t fare well in jail keeps me away from a life of crime, so I get it.
I don’t like work anymore, either - I feel like I’ve done enough of it for one lifetime, actually. But I don’t even waste time buying lottery tickets, because with my luck, I’d win - and my state is so broke that they just wouldn’t pay me anyways.
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Livestream everything. And do a Dr Evil/Gru impression. And you have to commit to it — no breaking character while on meal or bathroom breaks.
Live stream that too.
I guess flash mobs of Rottweilers wouldn’t be a good idea.
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I think you should do what you want and if you end up as a super villain, so be it. Maybe you’ll be like Magneto and do the right thing as long as someone asks real nice.
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I hear that. I’ve reached the point in my life where if it were up to me, I’d spend most of my time sleeping.
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Aren’t you the boss of the pack? Don’t coax; command. Anything else and your life will be, umm, less pleasant.
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Move to a wealthy area, such as palm springs, and rebrand your rottweilers as “hounds”
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I don’t *want* to spend most of my time sleeping, but left to my own devices, that kind of ends up happening anyways. I suppose I should just own it.
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I think you substitute German Shepard Dogs for Rottweiler and schutzhund for herding. People pay pretty ridiculous money for working-dog line Shepards with titles.
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I don’t want dogs that are smart than me.
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There was a time when I think we both believed that was the case. But after I paid many thousands of dollars for replacement elbows and physical therapy for her, she realized that the power dynamic was not in my favor.
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Ever since I got my first job back in 1983, all I could think about was retirement. I’ve had a few good jobs, like my current one, and plenty of crappy ones, but I’d still prefer to be a monied bum. Except for the lack of funds I really have liked the couple of times I’ve been unemployed...
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I had my license suspended for exactly the same month between leaving one job and starting another. It was torture at the time, but in retrospect, that month of being forced to do nothing except sit around all day was one of the happiest times in my life.
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Years ago I parked my car when I couldn’t afford registration and insurance. Lots of walking and less food meant I lost about 40 lbs. Of course, when I got a job and a new car all of the pounds came right back. I want to lose the weight again but I’d prefer to avoid the whole poverty thing...
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Is that you?
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I wish
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You’re probably more handsome.
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I’m definitely less blonde.
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Where are you located? I’m in the SF Bay Area, California. Oakland side of the Bay.
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New Jersey. Want to go halfsies on a Rottweiler herd?
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I understand how these critters get the upper hand. Years ago I was given a 10-day old kitten. Took this grey bundle to work in my shirt pocket so I could care for it every 2-hrs. The office girls loved her, the bosses didn’t. My CFO told me not to bring “it” in anymore. CEO said, “Feed it in the morning, and if it does, get another one.” I quit that day. Jody only lived 22 months but she packed a lot of life in that time - she had me, her faithful servant, at her beck and call.
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No. Not even. The dogs in my home belong to my wife.